The Moron Test Walkthrough: Old School

This is a walkthough on The Moron Test, one of the best selling entertainment apps in the App Store. There are currently only three tests on The Moron Test, but the devs promise that more will be added later (but none so far, does it take that long to design another level?) Anyways, iTracki is posting the walkthrough to all three of these levels. Please note, however, that my iTouch accelerometer broke, so I may not be able to post screenshots to all the parts in the levels. This is the walkthrough for level 1: Old School.

First, please note that I expect that you are able to read (lol) and to follow basic instructions. This is simply a walkthrough for the parts of the game that actually make the game hard.

	Ok. First, when you reach this screen, it will basically tell you press the Orange, then Green twice, then blue. Watch carefully! After you press the green button the first time, the order of the buttons will switch!
	Woah!! And they just did!! Take another look at the picture. Make sure that you are pressing the right color buttons! This is what makes the Moron Test so hard! NEVER ASSUME THAT EVERYTHING IS GOING TO STAY THE SAME!!
	Keep on going. Soon it will tell you to press the green button 5 times. ONLY FIVE!! The screen will stay as it is for about 5 seconds JUST TO MAKE YOU PRESS THE BUTTON A SIXTH TIME!! DONT FALL FOR IT!!
	Now it will ask you to touch the biggest square diamond. It’s the one on the very right, on the top.
	When you get to this screenshot, READ THE INSTRUCTIONS FIRST!! DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON!!
	Keep going until you are asked to crack an egg. Press the egg 11 times. This will be enough to crack it.
	Now THINK FAST!!! A duck will pop up!! Get ready to tap it!!
	Now it will show you a hint. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!!
	Now press the red button seven times. Be careful! The button moves!!
	Keep on goin. There will be a button that says “Start Over” Don’t press it!!
	Now a compass will show up, asking you to press north, then south twice. Be careful! Press north, then south ONCE and stop!!!!
	Look! The directions on the compass have changed. Press south again. It’s on the left.
	Look carefully at the picture. It’s made up of the number 4. (Wow. I basically gave you the answer).
	Now you must click the right mouse button. Hint: It’s your left.
	Now, you get a set of buttons, with NO instructions!! But remember your hint? It’s the green one? Press the green button!!
	Keep going until you reach a part where you must touch the orange button 10 times. Watch carefully. The button changes, in more ways than one.
	Oh look! The orange button moved!! Keep on tapping!!
	And it also changes color!! Be careful!!
	Now once you reach this screen, tap the smallest egg. It’s the one in the instructions themselves!!
	Now the list is a bit hard to memorize. Here’s a screenshot to help you out. TIP: the items are in alphabetical order
	Finally, you will see a screen asking you to tap a green arrow. Turn the iPhone/iTouch around and the arrow will turn green and “up” You’re done!!

Congratulations!! Another walkthrough will be posted very soon for Level 2 of The Moron Test.